I've drawn a blank

My head is completely empty today and I have nothing to say here. Instead I've decided to participate in another meme, and I totally apologize if this bores you to tears. If you'd like to play along, the rules are simple: Copy and paste this list into your blog and fire your answers off at will. There's only one catch, though...you can only use one word answers. Good luck.

Where is your mobile phone? nonexistent

Where is your significant other? driving?
Your hair color? natural

Your mother? courageous
Your father? strong
Your favorite thing? friendship
Your dream last night? bizarro
Your dream goal? happiness
The room you're in? plentiful
Your hobby? hoarding
Your fear? dental
Where do you want to be in 6 years? insane
Where were you last night? dreamland
What you're not? hot
One of your wish-list items? this (is that cheating?)
Where you grew up? home
The last thing you did? sew
What are you wearing? cotton
Your TV? EVIL
Your pets? Snugglebunnies
Your computer? EVILER
Your mood? blase
Missing someone? always

Your car? deathtrap

Something you're not wearing? makeup

Favorite shop? Pier1
Your summer? sweaty
Love someone? many
Your favorite color? Greens
When is the last time you laughed? Wednesday
When is the last time you cried? yesterday