Tuesday, December 22, 2009

old bag

You know, I used to be one of the biggest Howard Stern fans on the face of the planet. I couldn't start my day without Howard and I dreaded the day he decided to end his career for good.

The show started getting weak (namely after his move to Sirius and his sham of a marriage) and I started getting sick of paying (a lot) to listen to him complain about how hard it was to live on $500 million. Yes, the man is a genius. Yes, he is self-made and basically pulled himself out of the gutter with his sharp tongue and quick wit. But when I read this today, I wanted to hunt him down and slap him with a colostomy bag.

Please, Howard, do us all a favor and retire with some integrity. We'll all thank you for it.

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